Skibidi hotel

Affordidatum. Dependis. Justice.

About us

You will find the latest board information on this page. Founded by Skylar Biddy, we are dedicated to providing the most luxurious Skibidi experiences!

Our Founder

Skylar Biddy was one of the first to embrace pure capitalism, building some of the largest hotel chains all under the same overreaching company. He founded the Hassayama Inn, La Quinta Inn, and after his passing in 1869, the eponymous Skibidi Hotel (a corruption of Skylar into Ski and Biddy into Bidi, or Ski Bidi). Since then, the Skibidi team has upheld his vision of growth and cooperation and adopted the revolutionary rate-split system in his name.

Our CEO

The current symbolic head of the Skibidi brand, Benjamin Harvard has been the marketing leader of the company. He successfully integrated the rate-split system into the first Skibidi Hotel location on the East Coast. Since then, he has expounded the virtues of the Skibidi brand and pricing model, growing the company to many locations and growing.

Our COO

"Down in the weeds," Jimmy Pearce maintains the     the logistical and overall day-to-day operation of the Skibidi Hotel. He oversees the construction of our newest Prescott, Arizona branch and manages our East coast branches as well.

Senior VP of Operations

A senior member of the board, Theodore Olivier Dossier was one of the founding members of the Skibidi Hotel on the East coast. Despite the passage of time, Theodore remains youthful and still aspires to become more than a Vice President of the company. 

Chief Vision Officer

*clears throat*

Atom Libido is the head of the Skibidi brands creative team. An ardent Nintendo fan (especially his favorite character Bowser, King of the Koopas) and former visionary officer of Nintendo, Atom has sought to extend the lighthearted magic of Nintendo to his vision for the Skibidi Hotel. Furthermore, altruist Atom has adopted many children from the Panama Canal Zone and frequently provides his expertise in Skibidi proceedings. His core values inform the Skibidi Hotel motto: "Affordable. Dependable. Just."

 

Interim Assistant Junior Vice President Pro Tempore

As an aspiring junior vice president, Ivoid Bosley is eager to prove herself in her current assistant junior vice president pro tempore position. While as of yet unproven, she is current;y working to solve a major issue for the company: the unpaid debt of one of its members. She founded the oversight committee of the Skibidi Hotel to bring this perpetrator to justice... by whatever means necessary. Ivoid's best attributes include constructive critisism and good spellling. She can often be heard reciting the company's motto: "Affordable. Dependable. Just."

Our Mascot

Evin "The Creature" Havardi is the Face of Skibidi brands, even more than Benjamin Harvard. He features in advertisements, and does his own stunts in the short film The Backrooms (Found Footage) in association with Kane Pixels, found here. He inhabits the original Skibidi Hotel, which was recently condemned. The board has passed no motion into whether he bites.

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